O: since I have no mood to post about my homework/filing(! starting to build up liao rawrs) I shall do a random post 8D

Important skills in life: Lesson 1, Crapping (8D yay favourite)

There are two key types of crapping. First is the talk-straight face crapping, and the other is the really landu0mu crapping (which most huagang-ers do, except with inside jokes so you wouldn't know it 8D)

Okay, the first type of crapping is very essential for essay/reflection homework. Gettittttt. Seriously if you don't know how to do that = gg. Cause the teacher wants moar wordssssss okayyyy. (if the crap = low-quality crap, of course your marks still = gg. So make sure you have high-quality crapping). You need to be skilled in this to some extent, but not too much, cause, if not, every friggin' morning they just mob you and may just probably rip your homework into shreds cause they want copy. Okay 8D.

Also, apparently, it doesn't matter what type of words you use, as long as you throw some weird words no one uses, people will tend to "oooh cheem seh" at your long-winded speeches even though it's basically saying "vote for me as hcouncil president or something". Sadly this only works in your sec school life. If you give crap when you want to become PM = screwed for eternity. 8D

Remember, the way to acheiving this sort of crapping enlightment = use the 6Ws1H (or is it 7W. I forgot)1!!!!111!1!!!2!@12@! That's the very basic way to build up your crapping arsenal 8D. I am not making any sense today so I'll just random around O:

The second type of crapping = as I said, the landu0mu crap. The crap you talk about is utterly bo link (|m|) and if said with the correct vocal range and the spaz-ness will induce a lot of laughing. An example of this is how huagang uses insides jokes to great effect when talking to random people. As such most of my classmates now know what is "TING!", yuzhou, landu0mu, etc.

This crapping is only effective when in a group. You can't solo crap as bo point. So you need to have a crapping buddy (or some huagang-er who is skilled in crapping like john/yuanxin/hancheng) so you can talk to. My crapping buddy is wongbak in school O: so we often go boomz when the teacher is not in school. Therefore we in essentials, are the entertainers of 2i4 along with others, of course. Sometimes random people wahahah 8D.

That's why when you do impromptu stuff ( like 死亡游戏 yay) the landu0mu crappers essentially do better. However the crap has to be less landu0mu and appropiate when necessary.

That concludes our first lesson. Any questions?

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O: since I have no mood to post about my homework/filing(! starting to build up liao rawrs) I shall do a random post 8D

Important skills in life: Lesson 1, Crapping (8D yay favourite)

There are two key types of crapping. First is the talk-straight face crapping, and the other is the really landu0mu crapping (which most huagang-ers do, except with inside jokes so you wouldn't know it 8D)

Okay, the first type of crapping is very essential for essay/reflection homework. Gettittttt. Seriously if you don't know how to do that = gg. Cause the teacher wants moar wordssssss okayyyy. (if the crap = low-quality crap, of course your marks still = gg. So make sure you have high-quality crapping). You need to be skilled in this to some extent, but not too much, cause, if not, every friggin' morning they just mob you and may just probably rip your homework into shreds cause they want copy. Okay 8D.

Also, apparently, it doesn't matter what type of words you use, as long as you throw some weird words no one uses, people will tend to "oooh cheem seh" at your long-winded speeches even though it's basically saying "vote for me as hcouncil president or something". Sadly this only works in your sec school life. If you give crap when you want to become PM = screwed for eternity. 8D

Remember, the way to acheiving this sort of crapping enlightment = use the 6Ws1H (or is it 7W. I forgot)1!!!!111!1!!!2!@12@! That's the very basic way to build up your crapping arsenal 8D. I am not making any sense today so I'll just random around O:

The second type of crapping = as I said, the landu0mu crap. The crap you talk about is utterly bo link (|m|) and if said with the correct vocal range and the spaz-ness will induce a lot of laughing. An example of this is how huagang uses insides jokes to great effect when talking to random people. As such most of my classmates now know what is "TING!", yuzhou, landu0mu, etc.

This crapping is only effective when in a group. You can't solo crap as bo point. So you need to have a crapping buddy (or some huagang-er who is skilled in crapping like john/yuanxin/hancheng) so you can talk to. My crapping buddy is wongbak in school O: so we often go boomz when the teacher is not in school. Therefore we in essentials, are the entertainers of 2i4 along with others, of course. Sometimes random people wahahah 8D.

That's why when you do impromptu stuff ( like 死亡游戏 yay) the landu0mu crappers essentially do better. However the crap has to be less landu0mu and appropiate when necessary.

That concludes our first lesson. Any questions?